Quotes from the Yard Sale Queen and Mr. Crazy Rummagesale Man: Collected Wisdom from the Backroads of Life and Love

LIFE ADVICE FROM THE YARD SALE QUEEN
- “You don’t need fancy—just fierce, fun, and a fan to blow your hair like Beyoncé.”
- “If life gives you lemons, sell ’em at a yard sale and buy iced tea with the profit.”
- “A good deal is nice. A good attitude is priceless.”
- “Sometimes you’ve gotta dig through a mess to find your treasure—same goes for people.”
- “Style is what happens when confidence meets clearance racks.“
LIFE ADVICE FROM MR. CRAZY RUMMAGESALE MAN

- “Ain’t no shame in takin’ your time—great things hide behind the dusty boxes.”
- “Get up early, keep your eyes open, and bring snacks. That’s life advice and yard sale strategy.”
- “Folks talk too much about success and not enough about patience.“
- “You don’t need to win big. You just need to show up and not quit.“
- “Love your quirks. They’re your best bargain.”
MARRIAGE ADVICE – FROM BOTH

The Yard Sale Queen says:
- “Pick your battles—but never pick on his ugly lamp collection. He loves those things.”
- “Kiss him like you just haggled for the last cupcake-shaped salt shaker set.”
- “Let him be weird. If you wanted perfect, you’d have married a mannequin.”
Mr. Crazy Rummagesale Man says:
- “Say ‘Yes dear’ unless you’re absolutely sure she’s wrong—and even then, say ‘Maybe dear’.”
- “She’s my Queen. I carry her stuff and she carries my heart (and sometimes my wallet).”
- “A happy marriage is like a good yard sale—show up early, bring cash, and don’t sweat the little junk.”
NEVER GIVE UP ADVICE – FROM THE DYNAMIC DUO
The Yard Sale Queen says:
- “Every ‘No’ gets you closer to your ‘Heck Yes!'”
- “If you stumble, make it part of your strut.“
- “Honey, we don’t quit—we just change our lipstick and keep diggin’.
Mr. Crazy Rummagesale Man says:
- “When the engine sputters, pop the hood—not your temper.“
- “If you ain’t found it yet, keep lookin’. Some treasures just like to play hard to get.”
- “Giving up ain’t an option—we already put too much gas in the truck.“